A proposal for IndyCar to boost its popularity by setting up a shadowy rival certain people hate.
Sick Day: Round of 16 Results, Quarterfinal Voting
Only one Jerry remains.
Tim Kurkjian Met Pitbull
The biggest news from the All-Star Game.
The Javy Báez Play Might Have Ended Will Craig’s MLB Career
Oh no.
The Cities I’m Most Excited to Lose to Climate Change
Congratulate me on my grace: I left all the Florida cities off the list.
Joe Kelly’s Not an All-Star?
Well this is bullshit.
Lando Norris’s Watch Saga Is Very Formula 1
This thing reads like a Batman script.
Get Rid of the Humidor
Burn the humidor down.
IndyCar Needs a Shohei Ohtani (Or *the* Shohei Ohtani)
If you don’t race for a month, I’m going to come up with ideas to fix problems that might not exist. That is the price you pay.
Sick Day: Second Round Results, Round of 16 Voting
We return to daytime television.
NIT Legend Kenneth Lofton Jr. Brings Home Gold for the USA
Patriot. Bulldog. Favorite of the People.
This Year’s Worst All-Star
Excluding relief pitchers, the worst All-Star by fWAR is a medium-sized man with some supersized theories about Johnny Bench.
Viva Willson Contreras
Some appreciation for the human cannonball.
What Do You Guys Know About Scorpions?
These guys are more capable than I thought.
The Senators Hired My Old Math Teacher
Pumped to have this insider access.
Burnley Did Not Win Euro 2020
I could find no way to name Burnley the effective Euro 2020 champions. But hey, here’s this week’s offseason roundup.
Ross Chastain: More Powerful Than You Thought
When judgment comes, keep an eye on the Watermelon guy.
Ok, We’re a Little Cooler with the Earned Run Rules Now
Joe Kelly allowed no earned runs on Friday.