I’ve heard there are some people out there who don’t want to receive the coronavirus vaccine. They’re afraid it will…I don’t know. They’re afraid of it. That or they’re just so politically worked up that they’d rather spread a virus that’s killed hundreds of thousands of Americans than do anything their tribal rivals say is a good idea.
Anyway, I’ve got a fix.
Tell everyone the coronavirus vaccine will make you able to drink more milk.
I’ll help.
Vaccinate me first, but give me some warning ahead of time. I’ll work on how much milk my belly can hold, slowly accelerating to three, four, five, or even six pints of milk at a time. If you need me to, I’ll try to build up to the full gallon. Then, vaccinate my ass and show the world how much milk I can drink. They will be in awe. They will want to drink that much milk. They will go get vaccinated.
Note: I think this could also work with flu shots and spinach.
