We have Valentine’s. We have Galentine’s. We even have Palentine’s.
But we have 18 more consonants to go.
Balentine’s
Nope. This one doesn’t work.
Calentine’s
Hey! For the Californians!
Dalentine’s
I’m gonna call this a no. Sorry to the Earnhardt fans but we can’t change the vowel pronunciation.
Falentine’s
Nothing. Also dangerously close to Failentine’s which would be among the greatest harmless atrocities the Buzzfeed Industrial Complex could ever produce.
Halentine’s
Ok I know a guy named Hal and he’s gonna *love* this. Bet he’s thought of it before, though.
Jalentine’s
Nope.
Kalentine’s
Texting this to Kalvin.
Malentine’s
Mallories, get excited.
Nalentine’s
Nothing.
Qalentine’s
Oh no.
Ralentine’s
Nope.
Salentine’s
Sal Paolantonio!
Talentine’s
Hmm…talontine’s? Sounds the same.
Walentine’s
Nope.
Xalentine’s
Nada.
Yalentine’s
Nothing here.
Zalentine’s
Zero.
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Ok, so we gained Calentine’s, Halentine’s, Kalentine’s, Malentine’s, Salentine’s, Talontine’s, and definitely NOT Qalentine’s.
