Boats Are Funny. Everything Else Is Not.

Boats are so funny. Bobbing around. Getting all wet. Running into icebergs and killing 1,517 people (1,503, if you trust the British).

The corollary to that is that everything that isn’t a boat isn’t funny. Cars? Not funny. Trees? Not funny at all. Octopuses? Deathly serious.

But what about things in between the two? What about semi-boats? Are rafts funny? Are Buick Parks Avenue funny?

The fact there aren’t college courses about this tells you all you need to know about the American education system.

We are, as a society, screwed.