It’s Thanksgiving.
A day made for milk.
Is there milk in pie? Probably. Is there milk in turkey? If the turkey had a good life. Is there milk in vegetables? If you mix them with cheese to make them taste better. Is there milk in milk? Well, duh. Is there milk in stuffing? Again, I’m assuming something in there was made with some semblance of milk. Is there milk in whipped cream? Whipped cream is milk (!!). Is there milk in YOUR MOM? That’s messed up, dude, why did you say that? Is there milk in fruit? Why are you eating fruit at Thanksgiving? Is there milk in mashed potatoes? Uhh, yeah, ever heard of butter? Is there milk in butter? Heck yeah there is that’s fat milk, like Fat Albert but not problematic. Is there milk in joy? Well, yes, but more aptly…
There’s joy in milk.
Happy Thanksgiving.
