Bangers brackets are, at their core, a testament to the saving power of art. Where would any of us be without a good banger now and them? Where would our world be? Where would the montages leading into college football broadcasts be early in the season?
The Bangers IV championship is upon us, and it of course calls to mind the bangers bracket championships of days gone by. Each of these contenders has been here before. Neither has taken home a crown. Today, that changes. Today, we get a new champion banger. And to hear the people tell it, this is going to be known as the greatest banger of them all.
Voting is open. The semifinal results are below. As we always say, the one rule with all of this is as follows:
Be cool.
What does it mean to be cool? Don’t spam the votes. If you spam these, we will cancel out your votes and we will shove an umbrella you–know–where and open it.
Here’s the link to our Instagram, where voting is live in our stories.
Here’s the link to the Google Form, if you do your voting there.
Here’s the link to the playlist, if you would like to relive this full tournament in its most glorious glory.
Voting will be open on Instagram until the stories expire, and votes on the Google Form will be accepted if they’re submitted prior to Thursday, April 27th at 11:30 AM EDT.
Semifinal results:
“All The Small Things” 37, “All Star” 15
Instagram: 28–12
Google Form: 9–3
“Mr. Brightside” 33, “Party In The U.S.A.” 20
Instagram: 27–14
Google Form: 6–6