Bangers III: We Have a Champion

She wasn’t looking for this. She said as much in the first verse. But here we were, in her way, and here we are, with Carly Rae Jepsen’s 2012 classic, “Call Me Maybe,” our Bangers III champion.

It was a dominant performance in the championship, with Call Me Maybe more than doubling up I Love It, triumphing 50-24 with a 36-17 Instagram edge, a 9-3 victory on Twitter, and a 5-4 lead in the Google Form voting.

Thank you to all who nominated, voted, and voted some more. The Bangers Bracket is always the highlight of our spring, and its third year was just as glorious as the first two. Can’t wait for Bangers IV. In the meantime, we’ve got more brackets. First, though, to tie up a loose end:

Every bracket concludes with us unveiling The People’s Rankings, which just reflect the margin of victory in every individual vote in a way that lines up all competitors in an objective order from 1-64. It’s imperfect, but it’s our best way of turning these votes into one list, and while it only sometimes serves a purpose, it always at least gives credit to the songs that got screwed over with a tough draw in the bracket, like Timber did this year, running into Call Me Maybe in the quarterfinals rather than in the championship, where it quite possibly belonged. Here are those rankings. Below them is our next bracket, on which we’ll begin voting on Monday morning.

RankSongScore
1“Call Me Maybe” – Carly Rae Jepsen100.00
2“Timber” – Pitbull, Kesha73.56
3“I Love It” – Icona Pop, Charli XCX64.86
4“Pumped Up Kicks” – Foster The People64.14
T-5“Wake Me Up” – Avicii63.32
T-5“Teenage Dream” – Katy Perry63.32
7“Levels” – Avicii62.03
8“Blank Space” – Taylor Swift60.51
9“Rolling in the Deep” – Adele59.65
10“Turn Down For What” – DJ Snake, Lil Jon59.36
11“Shake It Off” – Taylor Swift58.43
12“22” – Taylor Swift57.78
13“Can’t Hold Us” – Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Ray Dalton57.35
14“Super Bass” – Nicki Minaj56.50
15“Shut Up and Dance” – WALK THE MOON56.26
16“Firework” – Katy Perry54.95
17“Feel So Close” – Calvin Harris54.31
18“Lights (Bassnectar Remix)” – Ellie Goulding, Bassnectar53.92
19“All Of The Lights” – Kanye West53.86
20“Party Rock Anthem” – LMFAO et al.50.63
21“Wrecking Ball” – Miley Cyrus50.35
22“Without You” – David Guetta, Usher50.18
23“Airplanes” – B.o.B, Hayley Williams50.05
24“Die Young” – Kesha49.72
25“We Found Love” – Rihanna, Calvin Harris49.42
26“Get Lucky” – Daft Punk et al.47.64
27“Titanium” – David Guetta, Sia47.08
28“F**kin’ Problems” – A$AP Rocky et al.46.97
29“Take a Walk” – Passion Pit46.08
30“Blow” – Kesha45.95
31“Royals” – Lorde45.43
32“California Gurls” – Katy Perry, Snoop Dogg43.47
33“Anything Could Happen” – Ellie Goulding43.27
34“Summer” – Calvin Harris42.68
35“Fuck You” – CeeLo Green42.30
36“Midnight City” – M8341.72
37“Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You)” – Kelly Clarkson41.34
38“Thrift Shop” – Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Wanz40.63
39“Born This Way” – Lady Gaga40.33
40“Blurred Lines” – Robin Thicke39.27
41“The Edge of Glory” – Lady Gaga38.85
42“Everybody Talks” – Neon Trees38.54
43“Dynamite” – Taio Cruz38.46
44“Ni**as in Paris” – JAY-Z, Kanye West37.42
45“Payphone” – Maroon 5, Wiz Khalifa34.30
46“Drunk in Love” – Beyoncé, JAY-Z33.60
47“Girl on Fire” – Alicia Keys33.15
48“Don’t You Worry Child” – Swedish House Mafia, John Martin32.91
49“Black and Yellow” – Wiz Khalifa32.84
50“We Are Young” – fun., Janelle Monáe32.25
51“Little Talks” – Of Monsters and Men31.32
52“We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” – Taylor Swift31.06
53“Started From the Bottom” – Drake30.31
54“Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)” – Katy Perry29.63
55“Hey Brother” – Avicii29.03
56“We R Who We R” – Kesha28.68
57“Cooler Than Me” – Mike Posner, Gigamesh27.93
58“Boom Clap” – Charli XCX27.38
59“Give Me Everything” – Pitbull et al.27.14
60“Fancy” – Iggy Azalea, Charli XCX26.85
61“I Will Wait” – Mumford & Sons26.30
62“Stay The Night” – Zedd, Hayley Williams24.87
63“Burn” – Ellie Goulding24.09
64“Story of My Life” – One Direction21.72
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