Avalanche of Laughs: Your Champion Is Here

We have a champion.

After rigorous examination by the voting public, we—the whole of humanity—have come to agreement on which animal we think would be funniest to see compete in downhill skiing.

It’s the sloth.

Sloth defeats Corgi, 19-13

Instagram: Sloth 12, Corgi 8
Twitter: Sloth 4, Corgi 3
Google Form: Sloth 3, Corgi 2

It’s an enormous victory for the sloth race, and it comes on the heels of a nailbiter of a run through the bracket, with the three wins prior to the championship coming by a combined four votes. Slow and steady, indeed.

As always, we have The People’s Rankings for you now, in which we take the different margins of victory/defeat and compare them against one another. It’s an imperfect way to stack things up, but it gives baby giraffes the credit they deserve, and who can stand opposed to that?

RankAnimalScore
1Sloth100.00
2Baby Giraffe96.55
3Panda96.00
4Octopus94.12
5Orca90.35
6Walrus81.40
7Corgi81.25
8Duck79.72
9Tigger78.79
10Goose78.14
11Adult Giraffe75.10
12Penguin73.95
13Basset Hound73.39
14Goofy69.33
15Taz67.46
16Camel66.21
17Garfield66.08
18Ostrich61.79
19Centipede60.61
20Elephant60.12
21Blue Whale59.16
22English Bulldog56.25
23Sea Lion55.96
24Benny the Bull55.65
25Alligator54.00
26Paddington53.58
27Beagle52.84
28The Energizer Bunny51.13
29French Bulldog50.00
30Chuck E. Cheese49.76
31Seahorse49.12
32Scrooge McDuck45.97
33Great Dane45.61
34German Shepherd Puppy45.29
35Shar Pei44.32
36Snoopy43.55
37Batman40.35
38Dachshund39.67
39Crab39.44
40Pillbug39.31
41King Cobra39.00
42Theodore Chipmunk36.22
43Tasmanian Devil35.79
44Koala35.37
45Golden Retriever35.14
46Goldy Gopher34.67
47Pomeranian33.88
48Akita32.62
49Snail31.58
50Alvin Chipmunk31.32
51Simon Chipmunk31.31
52Mastiff30.85
53Alpaca30.06
54Blobfish29.30
55Afghan Hound25.38
56Husky23.48
57Wishbone21.89
58Seal19.99
59Eel18.61
60Malamute18.27
61Tuna15.54
62Aardvark13.00
63Krill10.44
64Anchovy5.09
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