Is it just me, or is autocorrect always out here automatically “correcting” the word “were” to “we’re”? As though I can speak on behalf of anyone but myself. As though I have anyone but myself on whomst’s behalf to speak. As though I’m incapable of typing an apostrophe. It’s a big ol’ “look what I can do” from a software that never asked if it should. And I’m sick of it. Is autocorrect trying to be my friend? Is “we’re” supposed to mean me and autocorrect? Well get this, autocorrect: Real friends don’t mess up other friends’ texts about what the people bodyslamming bags of apples in Target’s grocery aisles were doing (they were bodyslamming bags of apples).
Autocorrect Thinks We’re a Thing
