Wake up! Just kidding. Plenty of time before kickoff.
The Senators Got Swept
Bad news, Senators fans.
Six Postmates Orders I Should Have Declined
Real talk.
The Jets, Again
Round three for the Senators.
Is Today the Day Duke Breaks Through?
The NIT’s calling, Mike.
Joe Kelly Allowed No Barrels Last Year
File this in your “Joe Kelly Deserved the Cy Young” folder.
Was Eminem Real?
It’s time we ask.
The Old Big East Is Back! In the NIT.
Pitt, Syracuse, and most importantly, Rutgers.
Are the Senators the Most Physical Team in the NHL?
Sens lost again, but won where it counted, by which I mean they really notched a lot of hits on the Jets.
Burnley Did It
What a day yesterday was.
Is Georgia Tech Finally Above the NIT Cut Line?
Another big win for Josh Pastner. Can it erase the stain of November’s hilarity?
Jeopardy Would Not Work If There Were Three Hosts and One Contestant
The true genius of America’s favorite quiz show.
So the Senators’ Arena Really Stinks, Huh?
Rematch with the Jets tonight.
Can the Burnleys Repeat Last Summer’s Burnleying?
Burn, baby. Burnley.
Is This Duke’s Best Team Ever?
Today’s NIT notes.
The Senators Lost and I Got Mad
Still a bit mad, to be honest.
The Mountain West Means (NIT) Business
What a league. This year, anyway.
2021 Milk Diary, Vol. III
We be milking.