I could find no way to name Burnley the effective Euro 2020 champions. But hey, here’s this week’s offseason roundup.
Ross Chastain: More Powerful Than You Thought
When judgment comes, keep an eye on the Watermelon guy.
Ok, We’re a Little Cooler with the Earned Run Rules Now
Joe Kelly allowed no earned runs on Friday.
Maybe They Should Make Atlanta a Dirt Track
Given how fun the Truck race was at Knoxville, and given drivers’ unhappiness with the Atlanta repave, I have a solution.
I Keep Forgetting About the Olympics
The Olympics have my brain on skates.
Trucks in the Dirt
Your weekend motorsport schedule.
The Biggest Obstacles Separating Michigan State From NIT Glory
After last year’s narrow miss, the Spartans have their work cut out for them.
The Inherited Runners Rule Could Be Better
In other news, Joe Kelly was charged with an earned run last night.
Joe Biden Ate No Ice Cream in Crystal Lake
A brutal snub.
Burnley’s Back in Burnley
Training has resumed, and the rest of this week’s roundup.
What Happens If the Cubs Trade Their Only All-Stars?
A scenario.
Sick Day: Second Round Voting
Institutions all over the place.
Don’t Say These Things on Your Next Elevator Ride
Keep these ones to yourself!
All-Star Game Prank Idea
Now that I think about it, how do I know this hasn’t been done?
Joe Kelly No-Hitter Watch Is Live for Tonight
We’ve turned on the proverbial neon sign.
Checking In on Rick Pitino’s NIT Quest at Iona
Is this the year Pitino finally wins the big one?
Where Will Joe Biden Eat Ice Cream Next?
President Biden is coming to Crystal Lake, and he better eat our ice cream.
How Cubs Can Still Win the World Series
Figured it out.