ANTHONY RIZZO TRADE (not really but you see this problem?)

I know I shouldn’t click on speculation, but in my defense, they keep posting clickbait about Anthony Rizzo getting traded, and it’s hard not to click on that speculation. And the deadline’s Friday afternoon? This is the longest trade deadline week possible. Anyway, between that and the feeling that college conference realignment news could pop out at any moment. I’m on edge. Need better push notification services so I can feel comfortable leaving my computer and going outside here and there.