Animals I Hope Go Extinct

Alligators

This is the only one. And I mean, I guess I don’t want them to go extinct extinct. Just want to shake ‘em up a little. Maybe make ‘em live only in zoos for a while. Assert our place on the food chain, tell ‘em to stop snapping their jaws at us and eating us every couple years. Are there more dangerous animals out there? I’m sure. Are there invasive species and things like that out ruining ecosystems? I believe so, yes. But I’m not a biologist. I don’t know which species are technically “invasive.” What I know is that alligators are scary, they’re on my continent, and they don’t have guns—which means we could deal with them without having to get into a full-scale armed conflict (when it comes down to it, I suppose I’m a pacifist).

Now.

Let’s get ‘em outta here.