An Open Letter to the Los Angeles Dodgers Regarding Joe Kelly’s (Lack of) Usage Last Night

Hello, Dodgers.

I do not know if you are aware of this, but you did not score any runs yesterday. I know, right? Surprising. But you didn’t score any. You scored zero runs.

I understand that this is why you didn’t use Joe Kelly as a pitcher. You were playing it conventional, not using your best arms with the win unlikely. But two thoughts:

First of all, have you considered that Joe Kelly may be good enough to allow negative runs? Could be a loophole.

Second of all, speed on the bases, and a cosmically powerful if not physically powerful bat. Maybe try him out in the eight-hole.

Just some thoughts. We’ll revisit if need be.

Love,
Stu

NIT fan. Joe Kelly expert. Milk drinker. Can be found on Twitter (@nit_stu) and Instagram (@nitstu32).
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