America’s Backbone: Crowning Our Champion

Yet another one-vote finish. Never before have we seen a bracket conclude with the drama America’s Backbone has provided. This country still takes some things seriously, folks. Those things? Heart-stopping foods delivered with heartwarming service.

Culver’s took down Waffle House in the championship, triumphing by a score of 34 votes to 33. On Instagram, the margin was 31–25 in Culver’s favor. With the Google Form, there was an 8–3 lean towards Waffle House. The result? ButterBurgers narrowly take the day.

We’ve already promised America’s Backbone II, coming next year (we left out Perkins, so we have to do this again). To stoke your anticipation, we’ve decided that this year’s People’s Rankings will dictate which chains from the 2023 bracket make the 2024 cut. Chains 1–32 on the rankings below—a measure of the voting margin in each matchup—will automatically qualify for America’s Backbone II. The remaining 32 competitors will either have to take a year off or make the field the old-fashioned way. (One of those two will be the rule. We haven’t decided which yet. We have a whole year to let that keep us up at night. Maybe we’ll say 16 of next year’s entries have to be new to the brackets? Let us think about it.)

Without further ado, then, The People’s Rankings, where Buc-ee’s rises to take the final 1–seed vacated by underperforming Steak ‘n Shake:

RankChainScore
1Culver’s100.0
2Waffle House98.5
3Buc-ee’s96.7
4In-N-Out82.4
5Portillo’s77.4
6Casey’s General Store71.6
7Whataburger67.9
8Publix67.5
9Steak ‘n Shake65.5
10Caribou Coffee63.4
11Jack in the Box57.7
12Wawa46.1
13QuikTrip46.0
14Cook Out45.7
15Kum & Go43.7
16Godfather’s Pizza42.1
17Bojangles42.1
18H-E-B41.6
19Hy-Vee39.0
20Tim Hortons38.8
21P. Terry’s38.6
22Kohr Bros.38.3
23Kwik Trip38.2
24Menards36.7
25Zaxby’s36.2
26Bob Evans35.6
27Eat’n Park33.4
28Del Taco32.1
29Lion’s Den31.4
30Scheels30.9
31Piggly Wiggly30.4
32Big Boy28.2
33Sheetz27.2
34Taco John’s26.2
35Friendly’s25.8
36Roy Rogers24.2
37Jason’s Deli24.1
38Fuddruckers23.6
39Village Inn23.3
40White Castle22.7
41Turkey Hill22.5
42Dutch Bros.21.7
43Wegmans21.3
44Meijer20.4
45Kelly’s20.3
46Chuy’s19.7
47Rita’s19.4
48Lion’s Choice17.9
49Royal Farms16.7
50Skyline Chili16.2
51Hattie B’s Hot Chicken14.4
52Fazoli’s14.2
53Braum’s11.0
54Pizza Ranch9.9
55Original Tommy’s9.5
56Runza8.7
57Bertucci’s8.2
58Swensons7.7
59McMenamins6.2
60Xi’an Famous Foods6.1
61Luby’s4.6
62Biscuitville4.6
63D’Angelo2.0
64Honey Dew Donuts0.0

See you next year (just kidding please keep visiting the site I promise we’ll have another bracket soon and really if you like this stuff you’ll probably like the other things we do too please please please keep clicking we need your clicks).

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