All Brownhill From Here: Burnley’s Young Fellas Take Down Millwall

We did it. Well, Burnley did it. But we enjoyed it.

The Result:

Burnley defeated Millwall, 2-0.

How It Happened:

The young guns prevailed. Playing a squad with a lot of reserves, Burnley neatly dispatched their second-tier foe, with Josh Brownhill scoring right before the end of the first half and Matěj Vydra continuing his League Cup dominance with a stoppage time dagger.

What It Means:

Burnley’s on to the fourth round of the League Cup, where they’ll be one of 16 teams remaining.

What’s Next:

EPL Match Saturday at Turf Moor against Southampton.

For the League Cup, they’ll host either Manchester City or Bournemouth next week, a match of great importance to our Europa League dreams.

Other News:

We’ll start small: Jay Rodriguez rolled his ankle during the victory, making it unclear if he’ll suit up against Southampton Saturday.

We’ll get a little bigger: Burnley’s adding Dale Stephens, a veteran midfielder who was playing for Brighton. Sounds like he could be available Saturday? Maybe I misunderstood something.

Now, the biggest: An American sports investment firm is looking to buy the Burnleys. Sounds like a guy with old Real Salt Lake ties (that’s an MLS team, not a desperate housewives knockoff, and don’t worry I checked this isn’t the racist dude) is leading the firm.

General Thoughts:

Mustard residue looks gross. Hard to distinguish from mold. Keep your bottlecaps clean, friends.

Burnley Thoughts:

Would be pretty neat if Bournemouth were to upset Man City today. Not a great outlook after next round either way, though, so best to grab some points against Southampton and try to make the Europa League through conventional means, by which I mean finishing seventh and hoping teams ahead in the table win the cups.

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