In local news (local from my perspective, but possibly also for yours), a nearby high school is teaching a course called “Adulting 101.” Evidently, the course is teaching things like cooking and something called “finance.”
But lest you worry that this focus on responsibility in my neighbors’ cousins’ neighborhood will lead me to change, let me assure you:
I will still not be wearing diapers.
That’s right. They can’t make me. Not by law. Not by peer pressure. Not by order from the D.J. overlords down the street. I will remain diaper-less in the face of these subversive efforts by a nearby school district, just as I have for the better part of my life so far. We live in a free society, and I’m not about to let that change. Diapers have no place here (here being my body), and I will maintain that stance no matter which political party tries to make me wear them.
Thank you.
