What if Burger King was playing 3D chess today on Twitter?
What’s the Story with Al Gore Thinking He Invented the Internet?
Decided to find out the full story here.
NPR Brought a Meme to Life
GameStop doesn’t stop giving.
Where is Kansas City?
A question that plagued America in 2020.
Snapchat Is Off the Rails
Out of control.
Paul McCartney Isn’t Dead and The Beatles Tricked Us Into Thinking It Was
Paul Is Alive. Merry Christmas.
The Five Longest Wikipedia Pages
All of these are niches, but no niche is funnier to write than “the fourth season of a Filipino singing competition show.”
The Seven-Step Process to Recover from a Bad Tweet
What we can all learn from the Giannis situation yesterday.
What the Hell, WikiHow?
I mean really, what the hell.
SF-Jeff vs. Sandblaster — a Customer Service Forum Battle for the Ages
When future historians wonder how our society began entertaining itself by revisiting customer service forum spats, they can point to SF-Jeff and Sandblaster.
Penguin Videos
Also, one video of a porcupine who is inexplicably in an aquarium.
So What Are Those Penguins Up To Now?
And what did they think of the Belugas?
Bing Loves the NIT
This makes sense.
We Got Dragged by an Instagram Scam Email.
An Instagram scam (insta-scam?) got us pretty good.
Definitive Proof That Asthmatics Aren’t Dweebs
The video evidence is clear.
Why Did Nobody Tell Me Groundhogs Are Also Called Whistlepigs?
Come on, guys. You know I would have loved to know this sooner.
An Ad They Didn’t Ask For: Grandma’s Molasses
Fresh video content for your Thursday.
Just a Reminder that 99% of Twitter Users Are Interested in Dogs
That’s a lot.