Our local DEA office’s google reviews.
I Need Colonel Sanders’s Ghost and Papa John to Feud
Get on with it.
Elon Musk Isn’t That Weird
Let’s get something straight.
This Twitter Account Loves Penguins, and It’s Not Mine
Appreciation post. Not for penguins. Our lives are penguin appreciation posts.
Internet! Funny!
Click!
eBay Can Only Die If We Let It
Stay strong.
Spirit Airlines and Spirit Halloween Are Unaffiliated
In case you were wondering.
Was Burger King Trying to Get Canceled?
What if Burger King was playing 3D chess today on Twitter?
What’s the Story with Al Gore Thinking He Invented the Internet?
Decided to find out the full story here.
NPR Brought a Meme to Life
GameStop doesn’t stop giving.
Where is Kansas City?
A question that plagued America in 2020.
Snapchat Is Off the Rails
Out of control.
Paul McCartney Isn’t Dead and The Beatles Tricked Us Into Thinking It Was
Paul Is Alive. Merry Christmas.
The Five Longest Wikipedia Pages
All of these are niches, but no niche is funnier to write than “the fourth season of a Filipino singing competition show.”
The Seven-Step Process to Recover from a Bad Tweet
What we can all learn from the Giannis situation yesterday.
What the Hell, WikiHow?
I mean really, what the hell.
SF-Jeff vs. Sandblaster — a Customer Service Forum Battle for the Ages
When future historians wonder how our society began entertaining itself by revisiting customer service forum spats, they can point to SF-Jeff and Sandblaster.
Penguin Videos
Also, one video of a porcupine who is inexplicably in an aquarium.