The Longhorn hype train zooms on.
Bevo’s Fake Nuts: Calibrating Our Backometers
Calibrate carefully, friends.
Bevo’s Fake Nuts: Sorry, Arkansas, But We’re Dragging You Into This
Our apologies to the Razorbacks, who are now nothing more than Texas’s proxy.
Bevo’s Fake Nuts: Here We Go Again
Texas soundly beat a mid-major, so fire up the Backometer.
Bevo’s Fake Nuts: We’re Starting a Longhorns Column
Need to take advantage of this location somehow.
September, Track 6: Rosalita (Come Out Tonight)
Bruce Springsteen and the greatest of college football weekends.
The Big 12 Needs to Stop Commenting on Bevo’s Instagram Posts
I know it’s hard, buddy, but you’re just making it weird now.
2019 NIT Quarterfinal (the Texas/Colorado One) Highlights For Your Sunday
Are you supposed to capitalize Bottom Line when referring to the ESPN one?
Shaka Smart Still Loves His Guys
And we still love Shaka Smart.
Texas Is Moving on From Being a Basketball School
The Texas-to-the-SEC stuff is big news in the NIT world, as the Longhorns moving on from Shaka Smart finally makes sense.
Chris Beard Is Replacing Shaka Smart, and Doing So Will Be Hard
It’s a good hire for Texas. But it isn’t can’t-miss.
Shaka Smart Is Leaving Texas
Rapid reaction to one of our favorites leaving Austin.
Something You Should Know About Texas’s Athletic Website
PSA.
What Does Steve Sarkisian Need to Do to Win at Texas?
Recruiting wasn’t the problem for Tom Herman.
Texas’s Season Ends Early—Four Thoughts
Including: The reasonable arguments against the performance of Shaka Smart (who we love), and why the unreasonable ones are unreasonable.
Texas Takes On Abilene Christian
Abilene Christian: Texas Tech Lite. But how light?
Texas Won the Big 12 Tournament—Seven Thoughts
#ExtendShaka
Seven Thoughts on Texas Vanquishing Texas Tech, Three Thoughts on the Kansas Cancelation
The Longhorns are now favored to make the Big 12 Championship.