JOE KELLY IS FINE!
Bevo’s Fake Nuts: Finally, a Longhorn With Some Bite
It’s about time someone showed some life around here.
Bevo’s Fake Nuts: What Is Baylor?
Complete with Big 12 weirdo rankings.
Bevo’s Fake Nuts: I Better Get That Press Pass
We used to worry that some of our content choices would limit our access to collegiate sports. Not anymore. Thanks, Gov.
How Texas’s Football Gameday Could Finally Meet Its Potential
The Texas Longhorns, surprisingly, don’t have that great of a gameday experience. Thankfully, the state has a great opportunity to change that.
Bevo’s Fake Nuts: Oklahoma State’s Undefeated?
A look at the fundamentals, including those involving this column’s name.
Bevo’s Fake Nuts: No, No. Texas Is Back, Still.
The Longhorn hype train zooms on.
Bevo’s Fake Nuts: Calibrating Our Backometers
Calibrate carefully, friends.
Bevo’s Fake Nuts: Sorry, Arkansas, But We’re Dragging You Into This
Our apologies to the Razorbacks, who are now nothing more than Texas’s proxy.
Bevo’s Fake Nuts: Here We Go Again
Texas soundly beat a mid-major, so fire up the Backometer.
Bevo’s Fake Nuts: We’re Starting a Longhorns Column
Need to take advantage of this location somehow.
September, Track 6: Rosalita (Come Out Tonight)
Bruce Springsteen and the greatest of college football weekends.
The Big 12 Needs to Stop Commenting on Bevo’s Instagram Posts
I know it’s hard, buddy, but you’re just making it weird now.
2019 NIT Quarterfinal (the Texas/Colorado One) Highlights For Your Sunday
Are you supposed to capitalize Bottom Line when referring to the ESPN one?
Shaka Smart Still Loves His Guys
And we still love Shaka Smart.
Texas Is Moving on From Being a Basketball School
The Texas-to-the-SEC stuff is big news in the NIT world, as the Longhorns moving on from Shaka Smart finally makes sense.
Chris Beard Is Replacing Shaka Smart, and Doing So Will Be Hard
It’s a good hire for Texas. But it isn’t can’t-miss.
Shaka Smart Is Leaving Texas
Rapid reaction to one of our favorites leaving Austin.