Pouring one out for the 2024–25 Ottawa Senators.
There’s No American Equivalent to the Toronto Maple Leafs
Go Sens go.
Whatever Happens Now, the Senators Are the Leafs’ Worst Nightmare
They let the Sens get one.
3 Things: The Elephant in Kawhi Leonard’s Room
We can say it. Also: Jacob Wilson’s got good hands, and there’s been a twist in Ontario.
3 Things: Will Shedeur Sanders Get Drafted Early Enough to Be a Bust?
Plus: Harmonicas and various pet causes.
3 Things: Doug Gottlieb Teams Up With LeBron
Call Tom Izzo Mr. March all you want. Doug Gottlieb is Mr. April. There is no one else we talk about this month. 1. Did Doug Gottlieb sign his point guard just because he’s named LeBron? Green Bay landed a juco point guard yesterday named LeBron Thomas, and that can’t be a coincidence, right? For […]
Everything to Know About the Battle of Ontario
Senators vs. Leafs. For all the Ontarian marbles.
3 Things: Walter Clayton Couldn’t Compete in the NIT
Facts only. Also: The Sens made the playoffs and Easton Stick is still a free agent.
The Tkachuk Brothers’ Injuries Shouldn’t Sideline Them Against Canada
Updates on this nation’s heart (Brady) and soul (Matthew).
America’s Greatest Americans: Where Do the Tkachuk Brothers Rank?
4 Nations under Tkachuk.
What’s Going to Happen in 2025
Georgia will win the national championship. Oregon will win the national championship. Oregon State will win the national championship. That’s three of them, right there.
Disco Inferno: The Sens Are in Session. The Gravy Boats Are Not.
Updates from the world(s) of Burnley and the Ottawa Senators.
Disco Inferno: Time for a Derby
Blackburn heads to Burnley, and the Sens got their ice back.
Disco Inferno: Burnley Loses Its Icelander
And Josh Norris has been golfing.
Disco Inferno: Is Burnley the Best Team in the Championship or the Whole World?
Also: Are the Ottawa Senators the Texas Tech of Canada?
Disco Inferno: Burnley Begins Again
What the Senators have been up to (nothing), what the Burnleys have been up to (some things), and Burnley’s opening stop on the 2024–25 revenge tour.
Disco Inferno: A Whole Lot Happened
Burnley has a new coach. The Senators have new players.
Stu’s Notes: Will Chris Paul Ruin Wemby’s Vibes?
Have faith in San Antonio. Also: A rogue escalator, and Zach Edey might defect.