It’s time to give Cedric Mullins (and 51 other guys) some love.
The Worst of the Losses
Yesterday was a very bad day for the Chicago Cubs.
Joe Kelly Came In, Threw Gas, and Got Outs
Warm up the hype zone. We’re going in.
Kyle Schwarber Is in Line to Make a Lot of Money
From non-tendered to rejecting a qualifying offer. Kyle Schwarber’s renaissance is going to make him rich.
No Little Tony Today
Darn it.
Today’s Best Bet: Wednesday, June 30th
The Tampa Bay Rays.
The Cubs Made Chances for Themselves. The Cubs Missed Those Chances.
Last night was sad. This morning is sad.
Today’s Best Bet: Tuesday, June 29th
Doing the math on the Cubs’ moneyline.
Joe Kelly’s Got a Brand New Jacket
Something unlikely but incredible has just come on the table.
The Brewers Have the Cubs Against the Wall
An inflection point may be upon us.
Joe West Is Gonna Plant Spider Tack on Someone’s Glove
If I know Joe West and I know the American penal system, it’s only a matter of time.
Alzolay’s Bad Night, Rizzo’s Bad Back, and the Cubs’ Bad Need of a Win This Evening
The Brewers have overperformed, the Cubs are going through it, and suddenly things are looking dicey.
Joe Kelly Is Hitting His Stride
Great times right now for Joe Kelly fans everywhere.
Jason Heyward’s Home Run, Which Was Probably Foul, Might Not Have Won the Game
The Cubs might’ve gotten screwed. They probably didn’t, though.
Please Let Joe Kelly Not Have Broken Willson Contreras
Look. We’ve all hit the Cubs’ most indispensible player in the hand with a 98 mph fastball.
The Cubs Finally Lost to the Dodgers
For the first time since 2019, the Los Angeles Dodgers beat the Chicago Cubs.
Today’s Best Bet: Saturday, June 26th
Still don’t hate the Brewers’ bats. Or don’t hate them as much as the market does, anyway.
A Gosh Darn No-Hitter
What a night.
