With another NIT legend in the fold, is this the year Pitino finally wins it all? Then: Lotteries are too much fun, Joe Kelly’s on the IL, and the Timberwolves castrated the Denver Nuggets.
The 90’s Bangers Bracket Returns
Nominate your bangers now.
When Did They Figure Out How to Build Indoor Ice Rinks?
A long time ago.
Stu’s Notes: Ranking the Names of 2024’s Kentucky Derby Horses
Then: Why the Derby got so big, Kyrie Irving might be growing, and Pat Beverley played chess with the media.
Stu’s Notes: Even LeBron Is Out on Bronny James
Tough look. Then: Appreciating the Calder Cup, appreciating the Riverside Stride, and is the advertising industry ok?
Stu’s Notes: We Were Right. Beekeepers Belong in Sports.
Also: Joe Kelly’s groin, these Brewers’ first real scrap, and why we stopped liking Georgia.
What If Mozart Had Instagram?
There’s something younger Millennials don’t know about Mozart.
Does Starbucks Run Its Air Conditioning Cold On Purpose?
How one blogger came to order a decaf coffee.
Stu’s Notes: Which NBA Teams Are Deserving of Respect?
Four of them are still in action. Then: Which NHL teams should exist? Is Arizona the most tortured sports state? And take a look at baseball players’ privates while the opportunity is there.
Pulice and the Police
Is “Pulice” someone’s name? Or is this related to buttprints?
Do Sneezes Come Out Your Nose or Your Mouth?
When you sneeze, boogers leave your body. But through which hole?
Stu’s Notes: Is Luka Dončić Soft?
Soft-type vs. Dog-type. Then: What to do about the Jokić brothers, why NIL’s not that relevant with Reggie Bush’s Heisman, and celebrating Nelly Korda.
Joe’s Notes: A Better Idea for a Group of Five Playoff
Why November makes sense for a mid-major FBS championship. Also: Will the Bears stadium get built? Will Pete Crow-Armstrong produce? And that weird IndyCar scandal.
The Problem With Liberal Ice Cream
First of all, that’s not even a good word for it.
Angry Ways to Tell Someone You Don’t Want Them to Steal Your Car
A handy list.
Stu’s Notes: At Talladega, Michael Jordan Seemed Happy
Good for him. Also: Grounding the Rockies, the Broncos’ bad look, and Joe Kelly’s bad luck.
Wienermobile vs. Nutmobile: Which Was There First?
A shocking revelation.
Tim Robinson’s ITYSL Live: What to Expect
I Think You Should Leave came to Austin this week.