This website was made for the Indy 500.
Dishwasher Song
By popular demand.
Tournament of Vegetables That Are Fine: First Round Voting, Part Two
32 more vegetables for your indifference.
Sunday Essay: On a Morning Last February
No. 44
Tournament of Vegetables That Are Fine: First Round Voting, Part One
In which we seek our most uninspiring champion yet.
The World’s Fair Still Happens?
A shocking turn of events.
Tomorrow: Vegetables
Tomorrow, we begin to vote anew. On which vegetables are the most…just ok.
License Plate Bracket II: Wyoming Is Again Your Champion
They did it again.
Let’s Talk About Lactose Tolerance
A primer on the geographic nature of lactose tolerance. Not made by us. We didn’t make this video.
Did Paul Simon Ever Unleash This Backbreaking Insult on Art Garfunkel?
Historians would love to know.
The Smithsonian’s National Zoo Milk Repository Looks AWESOME
I want to go there.
Coronavirus Decisions Are and Were Hard
The last fifteen months have involved a lot of trolley problems.
License Plate Bracket II: Semifinal Results, Championship Voting
Wyoming survived yesterday by exactly one vote. Can it do it again?
What Does the Non-Hand-Washer Gain?
It’s the dry hands thing isn’t it.
License Plate Bracket II: Quarterfinal Results, Semifinal Voting
No more Dakotas.
Mr. Darkside Has Struck Again, and This Time, It’s Regional
One day, you’re casting thousands of votes for Drops of Jupiter in an internet bracket of 2000’s music. The next, you’re taking down a major oil pipeline in the Eastern United States.
Caamp Appreciation Post: “Strawberries”
A song from Monday evening.
Similes That Are Ok
Not great similes. But not exactly bad ones, either.