What a crew.
Fargo Friday: A Puppy’s Case for Why Sleep Should Be Illegal
Fargo takes to the keys.
The Vaccination Rate Is Rising
Americans are still receiving the vaccine. Which says something.
Avalanche of Laughs: Round of 16 Results, Quarterfinal Voting
The storylines write themselves.
The Worst Part of Washing Dead Squirrel Blood Off Your Hands
Fargo got a dead squirrel last night.
Avalanche of Laughs: Second Round Results, Round of 16 Voting
Questions you’ve always asked. Now answered by the voting public.
How Different Billionaires Obtain Their Human Meat
In response to the Mark Zuckerberg spear video.
“No.”
Getting into poetry?
The Readers We’ve Lost
We pause to remember those we’ve lost: Those who have unsubscribed from our email list.
Avalanche of Laughs: Second Round Voting
Benny the Bull survives to the second round. Now: Can he get past Garfield?
Sandals: A Bastion of Linguistic Simplicity
You never say, “Hey, is that a sandal?”
Avalanche of Laughs: First Round Voting, Part Two
We continue, moving to the Anthropomorphic and Dog Regions.
Sunday Essay: On the Seasons
No. 47
The Four Main Areas to Go Out in Austin
A guide for someone in Austin for a weekend (because we keep getting asked and we want those clicks).
Avalanche of Laughs: First Round Voting, Part One
It begins.
An Apology to the Rain
This one’s on me.
Tomorrow: A Veritable Avalanche of Laughs
Hope you packed your skis!
State Flags That Don’t Glorify Slavery Bracket II: Arizona Did It
We have a new champion.