Tested my stomach last night. It passed.
The Most Famous Texan
It’s Marc Ostrofsky.
Sometimes
It’s been a long three days.
Our Bracket Schedule for the Rest of Summer
For your planning purposes.
Ranking the Comments on a Nextdoor Cat Fight by Their Absurdity
A cat named Crawfish has caused a stir.
U.S. DEA: 2.2 Stars
Our local DEA office’s google reviews.
The Shooting Outside Nationals Park, and All the Others
We have to listen. Even when we’re numb.
Sick Day: Championship Results, The People’s Rankings
Big victory for Central Time Zone media markets.
SRX and the World of Short Tracks
Among SRX’s many victories, it flung the door open to the world of American short tracks to at least one guy who doesn’t think about short tracks much.
Gritty Is Evolving
Gritty has entered the Stone Age.
Sick Day: Semifinal Results, Championship Voting
Trebek v. Feeny. At long last.
Fargo Friday: The Cone of Shame
The puppy got spayed.
The Texas House Saga Has So Many of Our Problems
Texas House Democrats are still in D.C., and what a telling mess.
Texas House Democrats Should Flee to Space, and Other Jokes
The situation in (and far away from) the Texas statehouse is ongoing, so let’s make a few jokes.
Sick Day: Quarterfinal Results, Semifinal Voting
The price was wrong.
Wait, the ESPYs Aren’t Tonight?
This is new. Right?
The World Dairy Expo Returns This Fall
Every day, we are reminded of something else that is coming back.
Sick Day: Round of 16 Results, Quarterfinal Voting
Only one Jerry remains.