Texas House Democrats are still in D.C., and what a telling mess.
Texas House Democrats Should Flee to Space, and Other Jokes
The situation in (and far away from) the Texas statehouse is ongoing, so let’s make a few jokes.
Sick Day: Quarterfinal Results, Semifinal Voting
The price was wrong.
Wait, the ESPYs Aren’t Tonight?
This is new. Right?
The World Dairy Expo Returns This Fall
Every day, we are reminded of something else that is coming back.
Sick Day: Round of 16 Results, Quarterfinal Voting
Only one Jerry remains.
The Cities I’m Most Excited to Lose to Climate Change
Congratulate me on my grace: I left all the Florida cities off the list.
My Favorite Sunday Essays
Looking back on the series, now that it’s done.
Sick Day: Second Round Results, Round of 16 Voting
We return to daytime television.
What Do You Guys Know About Scorpions?
These guys are more capable than I thought.
Sunday Essay: On Suicide and on Remaining
No. 52
Joe Biden Ate No Ice Cream in Crystal Lake
A brutal snub.
Sick Day: Second Round Voting
Institutions all over the place.
Don’t Say These Things on Your Next Elevator Ride
Keep these ones to yourself!
A Note About Our Sunday Essays
With the Sunday Essays winding down, a note about what comes next.
Where Will Joe Biden Eat Ice Cream Next?
President Biden is coming to Crystal Lake, and he better eat our ice cream.
Sick Day: First Round Voting, Part Two
Another full day of TV. God bless it.
Things I Would Do on the Fourth of July If I Was George Washington’s Ghost
We all have our list.