Rule: If you are in my car, and you mention that your dog has been written about in the Wall Street Journal, I will google your dog to figure out who you are.
Bad Names for Villains
These villains are bad! Badly named, that is.
Why the NIT Should Use Jeff Bezos’s Ball
The NIT…now available via Amazon Prime.
Human Puppies Are Similar to Canine Puppies
Thoughts from the lazy river.
Governor Abbott’s Anti-Mandate, Anti-Liberty, Pro-Liberty Mandate Is…Full of Contradictions
We’ve got a mandate mandating there can’t be mandates, imposed on private rights holders in the name of private rights holders, likely costing lives for the interests of a “pro-life” politician.
We’re Doing It. Here’s What We Think About Columbus/Indigenous Peoples’ Day.
Hold on tight.
October, Tracks 3 and 4: Human/Spaceman
A question, and something like an answer.
Fargo Friday: Have You Guys Heard of Water?
The puppy went to the pool.
What’s Pete Best Up To These Days?
You ever wonder what the guy Ringo replaced is doing right now?
Ok, Let’s Talk About Bought Milk
Fine, we’ll discuss it.
October, Track 2: My Oh My
Baseball in the north, baseball in the Division Series.
Crimes I Have Not Committed
These crimes? I haven’t done them.
Why’s It Always on Cows to Stop Global Warming?
Stop blaming cows for climate change.
Bumper Sticker Ideas
For the room.
Victory for Corvids: Canberra Ravens Defeat Google
Corvids 1, Google 0.
October, Track 1: Highwayman
On reincarnation, and Austin.
Formula 1 Should Race at Talladega
A suggestion for President Macron.
A Milk Miracle
The milk that just won’t sour.