Why the Brewers stayed the Brewers while the Cubs fell apart.
From Cannon Fire to Cannonballs: The Story of America
In honor of our country.
Stu’s Notes: Aaron Rodgers Was in Egypt, Not Doing Drugs
Not drugs!
Does Starbucks Try to Place Its Locations Close to Hospitals?
Because of the nurses.
BFN: Texas Got a New Website
Farewell to the ass ports.
Stu’s Notes: America Needs to Stop Caring About (Men’s) Soccer
We can care and win, or we can abstain and lose. At this point, the choice has been made.
Joe’s Notes: The Splash Brothers Showed How Millennial Athletes Can Thread the Needle
Klay Thompson and Steph Curry managed to be both competitive and cool.
What if the Universe Is Symmetrical?
Well. What if??
Should Canada and England Reunite?
Why reunification would be in the best interests of both nations.
Stu’s Notes: Will Chris Paul Ruin Wemby’s Vibes?
Have faith in San Antonio. Also: A rogue escalator, and Zach Edey might defect.
Stu’s Notes: How Did College Basketball Fans Not Notice Kyle Filipowski’s Girlfriend?
A disappointing performance by the lifeblood of the sport.
Joe’s Notes: Who Are Baseball’s Biggest Stars?
Objectifying the subjective, as much as one can. Then: Rich Paul’s Australia threat, the USMNT’s failure, and Purdue Pharma’s House v. NCAA parallel.
More Cannonballs
It is what you expect.
Stu’s Notes: Why We Respect Hockey (and Why We Don’t Respect the NBA)
Pouring one out for Connor McDavid.
Stu’s Notes: Who’s Weirder—Texas A&M or Tennessee?
Also: Just Stop Oilers, and the Gay Mets’ international man of mystery.
An Official Statement Regarding Minnesota’s Mosquito Population
Retracting some previous eye rolls.
Stu’s Notes: If the Panthers Blow a 3–0 Lead
Don’t bother making fun of Panthers fans. They have you outmatched.
Stu’s Notes: Behold (and Beware) the Gay Mets
Also: Riot potential and NCAA Tourn*ment expansion.