Also: What if Max Verstappen just had a bad engine?
Off the Lake: What Is Happening With Garrett Crochet?
Is the White Sox’ trade chip threatening a holdout? Also: Would the Cubs trade Seiya Suzuki? And: Can Matt Eberflus’s pants win a Super Bowl?
Cannonballs in Hawaii
You can’t keep a cannonballer down.
Stu’s Notes: How the Flyers and 76ers Should Rename the Wells Fargo Center
Philadelphia deserves more than an arena named for a bank.
So If Yellowstone Explodes…What’s the Plan?
Biscuit Basin blew its top.
Stu’s Notes: Let’s Rank the Olympic Sports
Why Olympic swimming rocks and Olympic soccer stinks.
BFN: What Pole Assassin’s Marriage Means for Texas Football
Breaking down the nuptials of college football’s most iconic former stripper.
Have Humpback Whales Joined the Orcas’ War on Boats?
Big news from the New Hampshire coast.
Stu’s Notes: How Does Every Swing State Feel About the Philadelphia Eagles?
Examining the viability of the renewed Jason–Kelce–for–vice–president push.
Topics I Want to Read a New Yorker Article About
For example: Fire dancers.
The Hawaiian Islands, Ranked By a Guy Who Visited Two of Them
Ranking blind.
One Man’s Quest to Cannonball Into the Ocean
We did our best.
Does the Road to Hana Need a Buc-ee’s?
We’re brave enough to ask.
Today’s Cannonballs Did Not Go Well
Not every cannonball makes the right kind of splash.
Stu’s Notes: The 2026 NIT Final Four Schedule & Location Are Set
Great, great news. Also: Beavs & Cougs, Jaylen Brown & Nike, Flavor Flav & water polo, Darwin Nuñez and Ron Artest, and The Killers & England.
Stu’s Notes: Bring Back the Pizza Hut Classic
Guy who just learned about the Pizza Hut Classic becomes obsessed with the Pizza Hut Classic.
BFN: Arch Manning Stopped Caring About Football
A disastrous day for the state of Texas.
What’s the American Equivalent of the BBC Going off the Air?
A question which will hopefully stay irrelevant.