Outer space, Marshawn Lynch, and there’s no way they’re using embalming fluid.
Airline Employees Need a Code of Humor
Enough is enough.
XIV. The Leaving
“It’s not much more than airport stores and one last sweat before the sky.”
What Is This Smell.
It smells really bad.
Fetch Is the Worst Package Delivery System Ever
If an apartment building uses Fetch for their package delivery, do not move there.
Being a “Foodie” Sounds Miserable
The worst hobby you can choose.
XIII. Lake Austin, Lake Travis
“and there’s something ’bout a lake which makes it differ from a river”
Stu’s Notes: A Statistical Defense of Joe Kelly’s 2022 Season
Plot twist: Joe Kelly hasn’t been bad.
Bevo’s Fake Nuts: Free of Texas, the Big 12 Now Gets to Zig
What if the Big 12 wins realignment?
Part of Oregon Wants to Leave, and It Wants to Join Idaho
This is not because of license plates. In some ways, it predates the automobile.
Joe’s Notes: Please Keep Doubting Nate Silver
Contrary to popular belief, FiveThirtyEight’s model got the 2020 election right. We’re going to use that to our advantage.
Stu’s Notes: Happy Canada Day, Sens Fans
A day for Sens fans and Sens fans alike.
Fargo Friday: The Pup Loves Elevators
An enclosed space full of people. What more could a friendly dog want?
I’m Misusing My Building’s Peloton and It Is a Rush
Sorry, neighbors.
Stu’s Notes: College Football Realignment Questions
Does the Pac-12 still hate God?
Joe’s Notes: Freddie Freeman and the Player vs. Agent Incentive Problem
What happens when a player and an agent want something different?
Stu’s Notes: Shaughnessy v. Houck
Longtime Red Sox hater Dan Shaughnessy has found a favorite target.
Bevo’s Fake Nuts: State of the Nuts
Texas is doing its best in the sports it cares about less.