The Utah Hockey Club officially named itself the Mammoth today, and yeah, it’s bad. Very bad. It’s bad, I hate it, and it’s bad. Mammoths would be great. Maybe with a logo that actually looks like a woolly mammoth? Spectacular. Mammoth is not great. Mammoth is an affront to multiple species of mammals, some of […]
I’m Having Second Thoughts About Reopening Alcatraz
I, like the rest of you, saw the Alcatraz news yesterday and reacted positively. Firstly, because Alcatraz is cool, but secondly, because I agree that things like this are our best realistic hope for how Donald Trump might use his time. Today, I’m having second thoughts. Let me explain. As established, Alcatraz is cool. So […]
Which Immigrants Do and Don’t Get Their Own Holiday?
And which ones like theirs?
What Happens if Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson Beat TCU?
Thankfully, there’s precedent.
Is This a Good Time to Be James Dolan?
Acknowledging JD’s hot streak before it ends.
There’s No American Equivalent to the Toronto Maple Leafs
Go Sens go.
Free Hoops, Episode 14: The Kentucky Derby and College Basketball
Which horses would be good at basketball? Which basketball coaches would you want to join you at the Kentucky Derby?
The NBA’s NITs Are Living Up to the Name
From Madison Square Garden to Indianapolis. Just as it always goes.
3 Thoughts: What if the Browns Draft Quinn Ewers?
Cases for and against four quarterback options for the Browns. Then: Green Bay is a great place for a draft, and the Thunder comeback wasn’t about resilience.
3 Things: The Elephant in Kawhi Leonard’s Room
We can say it. Also: Jacob Wilson’s got good hands, and there’s been a twist in Ontario.
3 Things: Will Shedeur Sanders Get Drafted Early Enough to Be a Bust?
Plus: Harmonicas and various pet causes.
Joe Kelly Has a Plan
And it’s a great one.
How Is an Egg Roll Different From an Egg Hunt?
Plus tips on how to maximize your egg hunt success.
Everything to Know About the Battle of Ontario
Senators vs. Leafs. For all the Ontarian marbles.
3 Things: Vampire Corbin, Lee Corso Retires, R.I.P. Mad Ants
The three biggest stories in sports.
3 Things: How the Masters Became the Masters
Plus: When will Aaron Rodgers announce he’s a Steeler? And if Stephen A. Smith runs for President, does NIT Stu have to do it too?
3 Things: Panama City Airport, the NIT, and America
The big three.
Shirts vs. Skinn. Blazing Saddles. The NIT’s Second Round Arrives.
Eight games. Eight names. One giant basketball weekend.