There’s something younger Millennials don’t know about Mozart.
Does Starbucks Run Its Air Conditioning Cold On Purpose?
How one blogger came to order a decaf coffee.
Stu’s Notes: Which NBA Teams Are Deserving of Respect?
Four of them are still in action. Then: Which NHL teams should exist? Is Arizona the most tortured sports state? And take a look at baseball players’ privates while the opportunity is there.
Pulice and the Police
Is “Pulice” someone’s name? Or is this related to buttprints?
Do Sneezes Come Out Your Nose or Your Mouth?
When you sneeze, boogers leave your body. But through which hole?
Stu’s Notes: Is Luka Dončić Soft?
Soft-type vs. Dog-type. Then: What to do about the Jokić brothers, why NIL’s not that relevant with Reggie Bush’s Heisman, and celebrating Nelly Korda.
Joe’s Notes: A Better Idea for a Group of Five Playoff
Why November makes sense for a mid-major FBS championship. Also: Will the Bears stadium get built? Will Pete Crow-Armstrong produce? And that weird IndyCar scandal.
The Problem With Liberal Ice Cream
First of all, that’s not even a good word for it.
Angry Ways to Tell Someone You Don’t Want Them to Steal Your Car
A handy list.
Stu’s Notes: At Talladega, Michael Jordan Seemed Happy
Good for him. Also: Grounding the Rockies, the Broncos’ bad look, and Joe Kelly’s bad luck.
Wienermobile vs. Nutmobile: Which Was There First?
A shocking revelation.
Tim Robinson’s ITYSL Live: What to Expect
I Think You Should Leave came to Austin this week.
How to Deal With Dogs and Rain
Get them used to towels early in their lives.
Cooler Ways Jontay Porter Could’ve Gotten Banned from the NBA
Rigging prop bets? Lame. Tricking Adam Silver into turning the All-Star Game into a big game of knockout? Cool.
Is “Bat” Always Short for Bartholomew?
An investigation.
Stu’s Notes: Scottie Scheffler Should Get Better at Golf
A recommendation. Also: The Brewers have more beef, a note about Two Dog Special, and what if the Fever don’t pick Caitlin Clark?
Joe’s Notes: Should the NBA Playoffs Be Smaller?
Checking in after a rote Game 82. Then: Kentucky loves Mark Pope, the Coyotes are (probably) moving, and a case for believing in the Bulls.
The NFL Teams Most Similar to Israel and Iran
Iran is not the Bears.