Yesterday, Tom Hanks. Today, the Cosmos.
What the Hell, WikiHow?
I mean really, what the hell.
Tournament of the Best: Yesterday’s Results, Remaining First Round Voting
There are a lot of good things in this life. Only one can be The Best.
A Poem for Your Friday
#ForTheCows
Tournament of the Best: First Round Voting, Part One
It begins.
Sneak Peek: Tournament of the Best
A look at the field ahead of tomorrow’s opening round.
Those Two Years ESPN Brainwashed Me
Draft thoughts.
Tournament of the Worst: The People’s Rankings
From Mosquitos to Wet Paint, the definitive rankings of the worst things, as determined by the people.
License Plates: The People’s Rankings (2021 Tentative Seed List)
An early look at the 2021 seedings, determined by the voters.
#ForTheCows: Milk Needs Our Help
Do your part.
Mosquitos Are The Worst
The people know what they don’t like.
Tournament of the Worst: Semifinal Results, Championship Voting
Mosquitos vs. Litter. A debate as old as garbage itself.
USPS Hold Music: Not That Bad
The second movement’s the best, but the whole experience isn’t awful.
Tournament of the Worst: Quarterfinal Results, Semifinal Voting
The drama builds.
Milk Production By State, 2019
Number three may blow your mind.
Tournament of the Worst: Round of 16 Results, Quarterfinal Voting
Big showdown today between Allergies and Car/House/Apt Problems.
My Check Engine Light Is On
It came on Monday.
That Dairy Queen Pissed Me Off
Some context on last night’s statement.