The best vibes and the White Sox, plus some Olympic thoughts, some Las Vegas college basketball criticism, and someone else’s tribute to Tim Wakefield.
Update: Joe Kelly Did Not Fight Alex Bregman (But He Did Shut the Astros Down)
No punches, but one scoreless frame against the heart of the Houston order.
The Astros’ Lost Cause Narrative, and Whether Joe Kelly Will Fight Alex Bregman Today
The elephant in the ballpark.
Stu’s Notes: Canada’s Spying Should Not Have Been a Surprise
In hindsight, this was obvious. Also: Sex, violence, and the NIT.
Joe Kelly Returns to the Strikeout, Breaks the Giants’ Hearts
The ground ball is out. The strikeout is back in.
Stu’s Notes: How the Flyers and 76ers Should Rename the Wells Fargo Center
Philadelphia deserves more than an arena named for a bank.
Joe Kelly Steered the Dodgers Through Crisis Last Night. Should We Abolish ERA?
What to do when a statistic lies to the fans.
When His Country Needed Him, Joe Kelly Delivered
The first candidate dropped out, but Joe Kelly was waiting in the wings.
Joe Kelly Thrills Adam Wainwright, Defeats the Red Sox
Give your body Macarena joy.
Joe Kelly Returns From IL, Immediately Meets Mariachi Band
But did he keep the novelty helmet?
The Latest on Joe Kelly’s Comeback
It’s happening.
Stu’s Notes: Bring Back the Pizza Hut Classic
Guy who just learned about the Pizza Hut Classic becomes obsessed with the Pizza Hut Classic.
Joe Kelly’s Simulated Game Involved a Couple HBP’s
Intentional? Maybe.
Joe Kelly Electrified Visalia in His Second Rehab Outing of 2024
Joe Kelly’s dominion spreads northward.
Stu’s Notes: Aaron Rodgers Was in Egypt, Not Doing Drugs
Not drugs!
Joe Kelly Dazzled in His First Rehab Outing of 2024
Ain’t no party like a Rancho Cucamonga party.
Plot Twist: Joe Kelly’s Rehab Assignment Begins Tonight
Spread the word.
Are the Dodgers Timing Joe Kelly’s Return Around His Rancho Cucamonga Bobblehead Night?
Of course not. But with that said…