Also: Steelers fans are getting soft, Deion Sanders is anti-death threat, Christopher Morel is a puppy, Harry Maguire’s scared of Burnley, and Joe Kelly looked great the other night.
Stu’s Notes: Does Colorado Have Bad Fans?
These guys are out of control. Also: Lane Kiffin did some needling, the Packers loss is on NIT Stu, Joe Kelly won the NL West, and so many allegations. So many.
Stu’s Notes: Another Joe Kelly Return
Also: Seth Davis’s motives, Kai Jones’s wellbeing, setting expectations for children, and a little bit of Burnley.
Stu’s Notes: What Does Deion Sanders’s Success Mean for the Dallas Cowboys?
All of Coach Prime’s teams are winning right now. Also: Harbaugh, Northwestern, Uiagalelei, the Bloomin’ Onion, US Open fans, and even more.
Stu’s Notes: The White Sox Are So Bad That Fans Are Bringing Guns to Games
And! Hunger strikes, Trey Lance, Auston Matthews, cricket drama, NASCAR survival, The Hawk, and that bastard Sean Payton.
Stu’s Notes: JJ Watt Celebrated National Milk Day
And! #NotAllMinnesotans, Bears fans stay silly, and the Verlander–Alex Cora spat somehow comes back to Joe Kelly.
Stu’s Notes: James Harden Was Playing to the Crowd
Criticizing Daryl Morey in China? Always plays.
NIT Stu’s 2023–24 Premier League Preview
A new season dawns, and Burnley is back with the big boys.
Stu’s Notes: The Orioles Did Not Dream Small
The most ambitious content moderation policy broadcast television has ever seen.
Stu’s Notes: The Newest NIT
Plus what this means for one of the old ones.
Stu’s Notes: Condoleezza Rice to Northwestern. Please.
If ever there were a situation in which Condoleezza Rice might coach football…
Stu’s Notes: The Problem With Ryan Reynolds
Does the celebrity have a soul?
Stu’s Notes: Why the NBA Chose the Spurs for Victor Wembanyama
San Antonio may be a small market, but it’s a pretty darn convenient place for a rising star.
Stu’s Notes: Happy Birthday, Joe Kelly!
The best 35 years this world has ever seen.
Stu’s Notes: The Thing About Willson Contreras
Adam Wainwright is wacky, and Adam Wainwright is wrong.
Stu’s Notes: The Barking Crow’s New Business Partner
A breakthrough in transatlantic relations.
Stu’s Notes: Make Everyone Wear Helmets
If the Anthony Edwards incident can teach us anything…
Stu’s Notes: Arrivederci, Aaron
The quarterback is gone. Long live the quarterback.