Plus: The basketball world’s eyes turn to South Bend.
Stu’s Notes: Chicago Baseball Is an Affront to God
We’re sorry, Creator.
Stu’s Notes: Joe Kelly’s Friends, Joe Kelly’s Boys
We keep learning more about our king.
Stu’s Notes: It’s My Fault Burnley Got Relegated
We asked for this. Also: White Sox fans learn their Joe Kelly lesson; and which MLB fanbase is the most racist?
Stu’s Notes: The European NIT Finished Up!
We almost missed it!
How Results Today Affect Burnley’s Relegation Probability
How safe Burnley is with a win, how in danger Burnley is with a loss, and how much Everton matters.
Stu’s Notes: The Battles, of Alberta and All the Rest
Plus a Joe Kelly Hype Zone in celebration of this afternoon’s escape.
Stu’s Notes: Our First Joe Kelly Spin Zone of the Season
Now that everyone’s had a chance to calm down.
How Burnley Can Clinch Survival Tomorrow, What Other Possible Results Would Mean
Another round of conditional probabilities for the Burnleys.
Stu’s Notes: The Graphics Guy War That Could Define a College Sports Generation
Those guys who release recruiting-announcement graphics are in a blood feud, and we’re here for it.
Stu’s Notes: Maybe Major League Baseball Should Train Its Umps
A humble suggestion (also, Marquese Chriss did the NIT proud [also, etc.]).
How Leeds and Everton’s Games Today Affect Burnley’s Relegation Probability
Where Burnley stands with each possible combination of results today.
Stu’s Notes: Joe Kelly’s Sensational Debut
Chicago, at long last, knows joy once more.
Stu’s Notes: Joe Kelly Returns (*wild cheering*)
It’s here.
Stu’s Notes: They’re Goin’ Racin’
A few last chirps, as the races begin.
Burnley’s Conditional Relegation Probabilities, May 8th
How bad would Everton and Leeds both winning today be for Burnley? And how good would two losses be?
Stu’s Notes: We Need to Make Fun of the Miami F1 Race
Boats on land, the Joe Kelly plot thickens, Burnley’s new mascot, and even more.
Stu’s Notes: How, Exactly, Each Bracket Animal Vibes
Plus: Joe Kelly updates, helping Marquette with branding, Kyle Hendricks sorrow, Marquese Chriss’s impending moment, Burnley bits, and Fargo’s ears.