Great, great news. Also: Beavs & Cougs, Jaylen Brown & Nike, Flavor Flav & water polo, Darwin Nuñez and Ron Artest, and The Killers & England.
Stu’s Notes: Bring Back the Pizza Hut Classic
Guy who just learned about the Pizza Hut Classic becomes obsessed with the Pizza Hut Classic.
What’s the American Equivalent of the BBC Going off the Air?
A question which will hopefully stay irrelevant.
From Cannon Fire to Cannonballs: The Story of America
In honor of our country.
Stu’s Notes: America Needs to Stop Caring About (Men’s) Soccer
We can care and win, or we can abstain and lose. At this point, the choice has been made.
Should Canada and England Reunite?
Why reunification would be in the best interests of both nations.
Joe’s Notes: Who Are Baseball’s Biggest Stars?
Objectifying the subjective, as much as one can. Then: Rich Paul’s Australia threat, the USMNT’s failure, and Purdue Pharma’s House v. NCAA parallel.
More Cannonballs
It is what you expect.
Stu’s Notes: Who’s Weirder—Texas A&M or Tennessee?
Also: Just Stop Oilers, and the Gay Mets’ international man of mystery.
An Official Statement Regarding Minnesota’s Mosquito Population
Retracting some previous eye rolls.
Stu’s Notes: If the Panthers Blow a 3–0 Lead
Don’t bother making fun of Panthers fans. They have you outmatched.
Joe’s Notes: What’s Being Celebrated Tonight at Rickwood Field
So many things.
It’s the First Day of Summer. We’re Cannonballing.
It’s on.
Willie Mays Was the Greatest Baseball Player. He Was Also My Dad’s Favorite.
R.I.P.
Stu’s Notes: Remembering Willie Mays
A collection of tributes, memories, and reactions from last night and today.
Joe’s Notes: Yes, Willie Mays Was the Greatest of All Time
Putting the late great’s career in context.
Stu’s Notes: Will Adam Silver Make Jaylen Brown and Jayson Tatum Fight?
We must salvage the narrative.
Stu’s Notes: The NIT Was Way Better Than the NBA Playoffs
Another triumph by basketball’s greatest tournament.