A man wearing a hot dog costume. A man wearing a fedora with safari flaps. Only one can be the best.
Good Things Shrewing: The Sports People Play
A lacrosse championship would be great. But how about another one in a sport the whole country plays?
Today’s Best Bets: Monday, May 29th
Day baseball.
ITYSB: Semifinal Voting
On the eve of Season 3: Our bracket is down to four sketches.
ITYSB: Quarterfinal Voting
Eight sketches left: From too small a toilet paper slice to…tables.
Today’s Best Bets: Sunday, May 28th
In which we do some hedging.
Today’s Best Bets: Saturday, May 27th
Turning up the Heat.
ITYSB: Round of 16 Voting
Dangerous nights.
Fargo Friday: Reviewing the New Digs
The pup has formed an alliance with carpet.
More Water Deaths in Austin
Where there’s smoke, there’s an obvious, evidence-based explanation.
The Biggest Weirdo
Of all of them.
Today’s Best Bets: Friday, May 26th
We won’t quit the Heat.
The WGA Strike and Rich Kids
The more the WGA gets, the fewer rich kids writing our TV shows.
I Know Nothing About Rap
And I am scared to learn.
Free Couch – Austin, Texas
If you want a couch, we have one, and it’s covered in piss.
The Biggest Weirdo: The Championship (Also, More ITYSB)
Michael vs. Marilyn.
Today’s Best Bets: Thursday, May 25th
Go Heat.
Jimmy Carter Is Alive
Woohoo!