Oh, so now you guys don’t like mosquitos.
A Bad Idea for a Game Show
It’s not a good idea, we’ll tell you that.
Is A2 Milk Back?
The globe is a milky place.
Is the Losing a Branding Decision for the Ricketts Family?
“We thought the fans *loved* losing!”
Will Colorado State Bring NIT Fever to the Mountains?
The question we all should be asking.
The Anatomy of In-State College Rivalries
Classifying every state into one of thirteen rivalry dynamics, from the Classic setup in Mississippi and Kansas to Single Power rule in Louisiana to the beautiful complexity of North Carolina.
Why an F1 Antarctica Grand Prix Wouldn’t Work
Bad news for F1 fans in the south.
The Padres Will Probably Miss the Playoffs
For the first time all season, the Padres’ playoff probability is below 50%.
When Will the Cubs’ Losing Streak End?
If the Cubs don’t win tonight, a club record losing streak is readily attainable.
Today’s Best Bets: Tuesday, August 17th
John Means’s FIP and two guys who’ve been traded for Willy Adames.
Joe Kelly’s Thoughts on the Ted Lasso Christmas Episode
Haven’t seen our guy on the mound in a bit, but that doesn’t mean he hasn’t been producing.
Is Sesame Street Blockading the Future of Children’s Entertainment?
Wow.
August, Track 4: Wildest Dreams
The genius of Taylor Swift.
“I Will Rain Frank Schwindel From Heaven for You”
If you’re going to parodize a biblical passage for sports blog purposes, always make sure to use the King James translation.
Today’s Best Bet: Monday, August 16th
The case for Atlanta.
A 2022 Schwindel/Ortega/Wisdom Lottery Might Make Sense for the Cubs
The Cubs’ best hitters right now probably won’t hold up. But one of the three might, and it’s impossible to know which one.
The Curb Won
NASCAR went to Indiana, and a piece of plastic (that was plastic, right?) was the star.
Tournament of Champions, 2021: First Round Voting
If you have never pondered whether you prefer Dwight Schrute or bonfires, today is the day you must do that.