A few last chirps, as the races begin.
Today’s Best Bets: Sunday, May 8th
Ice and asphalt.
Burnley’s Conditional Relegation Probabilities, May 8th
How bad would Everton and Leeds both winning today be for Burnley? And how good would two losses be?
Joe’s Notes: Horse Racing Isn’t Fading Away
The Kentucky Derby isn’t going anywhere. Therefore, neither is horse racing.
Today’s Best Bets: Saturday, May 7th
Gelo’s favorite plays today.
Joe’s Notes: The Mets Are Doing This
Things are always trepidatious when the Mets are good.
Vibes in the World of Animals: Announcing Your Champion
No surprises with these vibe kings and queens.
Today’s Best Bets: Friday, May 6th
Gelo has yet to miss on an over/under this NHL postseason. We add a heat check today.
Stu’s Notes: We Need to Make Fun of the Miami F1 Race
Boats on land, the Joe Kelly plot thickens, Burnley’s new mascot, and even more.
Joe’s Notes: How to Make Me Care About the NBA
The first rounds of the NBA Playoffs stink, and they stink so bad they make the regular season stink too. (Also, we’re mad at David Ross.)
Today’s Best Bets: Thursday, May 5th
Does Gelo stay hot, or does its Avalanche aversion cost us?
Vibes in the World of Animals: The Championship
Koalas vs. Pandas. It was inevitable these two would one day oppose each other.
Stu’s Notes: How, Exactly, Each Bracket Animal Vibes
Plus: Joe Kelly updates, helping Marquette with branding, Kyle Hendricks sorrow, Marquese Chriss’s impending moment, Burnley bits, and Fargo’s ears.
Joe’s Notes: Should Sports Teams Employ Meteorologists?
Plus: The Cubs’ Kyle Hendricks problem, and Iowa State does not land Grant Basile.
Today’s Best Bets: Wednesday, May 4th
More Gelo, more baseball.
Vibes in the World of Animals: Semifinal Voting
Koala. Panda. Sea Otter. Four-Legged Dog. Our final four animals head to the vibe arena.
It’s Not My Fault They Make the Cupcakes That Size
And that’s great.
Stu’s Notes: Doug Edert and the 2023 NIT
Also: Figuring out who we want to win Lord Stanley’s Cup.