This is Fargo.
Fargo’s NIT Bracket Sucked Last Year.
HeeelloOO!!!!!! hello! hello! hello! we will soon be best friends.
BRACKET!
i was unable to fill out a bracket this year on video due to scheduling conflicts with the male (he abandoned me and “flew to New York” last NITe which probably means he’s on the milk bottle again [or i am getting a squeaky statue of liberty toy…which could be nice]). but here i am! my NIT picks, as a dog who has watched a lot of ball.
First Round
PENGUINS!
apologies to my family who attended Oklahoma State, but i have been told Youngstown State has “got that dog in them.” revised an earlier pick. Youngstown State it is.
COUGARS!
i like cats more than birds.
ALCORN!
sounds like acorn, i chomp those now and then and create quite a fuss on the ol’ walks.
HORSES!
i, like the broncos, like to buck.
ANTEATERS!
i did not enjoy the time i got ants in my mouth. a creature who eats those willingly? must be tough.
GATORS!
my friend Bruce has been known to behave like an alligator.
BADGERS!
i am pandering to those who know me.
***NOT*** VILLANOVA!
i am again pandering.
PRIDE!
i have that in abundance. and deservedly so.
HOKIES!
pandering. hope i get treats.
LOBOS!
lobos, wolves, dogs. we are one.
BUFFALOES!
a creature i strive to emulate when i am headbutting.
TIGERS!
cats.
BLAZERS!
sounds fun.
BULLDOGS!
bark bark bark aroooooooooo
ROCKETS!
i resemble one in that i also zoom.
Second Round
PENGUINS!
got that dog.
HORSES!
stinky butts.
ZOT!
anteaters are so fun, you guys.
BADGERS!
pandering.
HOKIES!
pandering.
LOBOS!
*very pitiful howl* (Fargo is terrible at howling but does do it as a defense against fire alarms)
BLAZERS!
zoom. boom.
BULLDOGS!
woof!
Regional Finals
PENGUINS!
still waiting to see the dog but i am told it is there.
BADGERS!
one final pander.
LOBOS!
BULLDOGS!
my taxonomic family.
Final Four
PENGUINS!
BULLDOGS!
you can see where this is going.
Championship
BULLDOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this tournament is for the dogs.
If you would like to compete against Fargo in our NIT Bracket Challenge, the link to do that is here.
