This is Fargo.
Fargo has something to say.
mmmmheeeEEELLLLOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*wiggling, spinning, jumping and hugging and begging you with barks to please not leave*
it’s been a bad few weeks.
NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU IT HAS BEEN KINDA BAD.
i’ve been pooping weird, i’ve been peeing in my sleep, i moved apartments and the people in this neighborhood are NOT AS INTO ME PLAYING WITH THEIR DOGS AS THE PEOPLE IN THE OLD NEIGHBORHOODS WERE.
thankfully, there is good news.
i am going to attack new prey.
as many of you know, for the last year and a half, i have been a smarter version of Elmer Fudd. i have been hunting rabbits, and i have been hunting them successfully. i have been hunting them in both dry food and wet food form. now, turns out i can’t hunt rabbits anymore. my intestines have rejected the rabbits. Bugs wins this round.
the rabbits, therefore, can stand down. but either kangaroos or deer are next on my list.
the next food, i am told, can either be kangaroos or it can be venison. kangaroos? a worthy foe. they hop and they punch like me. venison? also worthy. those animals have long legs. i too, have long legs. perhaps i will hunt them on the runway.
anyhoo, the veterinarian says either one should feel better on my belly. so, i am looking for your help. we are posting a poll on the ol’ Instagram. please vote there or reply in these comments with which food i should eat next.
