Fargo Friday: The Puppy Met a Baby

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Fargo has something to say.

mmmmmhhhEEELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*the most full-body tail wag you have ever seen, from the bucking head to the stomping feet to the waggling butt to of course that rapidly whipping tail*

met a baby last weekend.

MET A BABY LAST WEEKEND.

first baby.

will not be the last, i am sure.

babies are, i have decided, my favorite. this is not exclusive. i have many favorites. babies are now one of them.

the day started like any other. i wagged my butt. i got some pets. i ate a nutritional breakfast full of all of my favorite kibbles. i licked my nether regions for a bit.

then, something changed.

i got in the car.

and NOT to go to daycare (though that would have been fun daycare is another of my favorites i am a HIT at daycare).

we got tacos.

we got coffee.

i was given NEITHER (yes a travesty moment of silence for those wronged namely me)

we came home.

there was a baby outside.

now. there was not just a baby. there was also a dog. my new friend Franny, who is a wonderful chaser and is very good at jumping onto and off of picnic tables, a skill i would like to acquire (so i can take over the picnic WORLD), was outside, and we did us a good bit of zooming.

but there was also the baby.

i knew, from approaching this child, that this was a new thing, so i did my due diligence.

i sniffed.

then, i made clear i came in peace.

i licked.

it was very exciting. my tail may have wagged a little. who is to say.

i learned a lot about babies over the next few hours. for example. if a big person is standing and holding a baby high up away from you, you are not supposed to jump up and boop the baby with your face. this will make the baby cry. you will also get pets, though, to try to stop you from booping the baby with your face, so who am i to say, perhaps you should go ahead and boop the baby.

another example. if you stay around the baby long enough, the baby will feed you peanut butter puffs. this is great. not only because you are getting peanut butter (YUM) but because the baby will laugh while you take their food. it is good to make the baby laugh. if you make the baby laugh, the people will say “oh Fargo you are such a good girl thank you for making the baby laugh here have more peanut butter” and you will have more peanut butter and also some scritches and some much needed recognition as the good girl you are.

these are just two of the many things i have learned about babies. only two of those many things. there are other things. there are other things and i am not just stopping because i have forgotten the other things. THERE ARE OTHER THINGS oh yeah the baby had a cool blanket but Franny got kinda protective when i tried to hang out on it so hey guys be warned if the baby has a cool blanket the baby’s dog might not let you tear it to shreds, at least not while the baby is crawling around on it.

OK TIME TO GO I AM AT DAYCARE TODAY AND WALNUT JUST JUMPED ON TOP OF THE CRATES IT IS GO TIME PEOPLE WE ARE !!!!PARTYING!!!!