Fargo Friday: The Puppy Is Basic

This is Fargo.

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Fargo has something to say.

mmmmmmheeeeLLLOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*tail wagging so hard things are getting knocked over yes that happens from time to time we’ve got a powerful tail over here*

what. a day. it is today.

i am here.

YOU are here.

we are here.

*tail starts waggling again*

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT I AM well a little bit basic.

they have a point.

i am a girl.

i am of european descent.

i enjoy shopping.

i am a STAR on instagram.

i have been to starbucks (and i quite liked it)

and, well, the latest…

i LOVE pumpkin

no this is not a drill

pumpkin is great

the stinkier of the humans (this is a complement) came home on sunday with a can of the stuff. started putting a spoonful in my food every night. said, “Here you go, Fargo,” and i said THANK YOU by which i mean i ate it right up (that is how i express gratitude – i eat things).

i was confused at first. you would be too if you ate the same thing three times a day and then ONE TIME there was something in there that you had never seen before.

but i did not ask questions.

if they did not mean to give you something, and you ask questions, they will usually take it away.

i ate the pumpkin.

it was so darn good.

now LET ME BE CLEAR they tell me i should not have the pumpkin spice. to which i say, BOOOOORING. but hey. that is why it is their job to keep me alive and not my own.

anyway i am assuming this means that i am going to absolutely hecking LOVE fall when it arrives. cannot wait. also assuming i would like yoga pants and now that i say that i remember that back in the spring i DID enjoy stealing a good pair of yoga pants here and there and running around the house with them while the less stinkier person (not a complement) chased me and said “Fargo, no!” and i said “ha ha ha you cannot catch me i am too hecking fast” and they had to give me a treat to get the yoga pants back.

someone tell me when taylor swift releases new music please. i will bark to it.