This is Fargo.
Fargo has something to say.
hhheeeeeLLLOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (little hop she’s been doing a little four-legged hop lately it’s quite cute and also very much preferable to her swiping you across the face with her front paw which she’s also been doing lately [out of love])
it is…
THE FARGS!
from a new address.
ATTENTION UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE PLEASE FORWARD ALL MAIL FOR FARGO THE PUP FROM THE HOUSE WHERE I MARKED THE TREE OUT FRONT ONCE OR TWICE TO THE APARTMENT WHERE I MARKED THE PARKING GARAGE ROOF THIS WEEK
that should work.
if you are wondering, yes, i like the new digs. not as much as the old digs but they tell me that’s because i cannot understand some of their language and so i am just a tad stressed because new places are scary.
I’M NOT SCARED.
i just need to let anyone within earshot know, every time the humans leave, that i’ll bite their face off if they try anything.
highlights of the move were making friends with the movers and receiving a going away gift of AN EXACT REPLICA OF MY FAVORITE ORANGE BALL from auggie’s people (it was the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me and people are routinely really really nice to me because i am beautiful and quirky).
lowlights of the move were being asked to pee on a little square of funky grass on the balcony (not funky in a good way, but at least there’s a view of the pool) and being scared.
i mean.
having to tell everyone i’m not scared.
OK NOW I MUST GO THE BALL IS ON MY BED WHO PUT THE BALL ON MY BED oh my gosh we need to play with this SIR I HAVE DROPPED THE ORANGE BALL BENEATH THE COUCH please go retrieve it (he loves to go retrieve it for me)
