Fargo Friday: The Dog Is a Dog

This is Fargo.

Fargo has some things to say.

mmmmmmmhheeeeLLLOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*the stomping of stomps, the wagging of wags, a jump on your shoulders for good measure, a boop, another boop, and now all the licks yes all of the licks the puppy is giving you all the puppy kisses*

*sits, with a sense of urgency*

*taps you with her paw to ask for pets*

wow. what a day. you and me, friend, making sure i get petted. what more is there to life than this.

i will tell you what more there is. we have an URGENT manner to attend to.

i have been accused, on the interwebs, of poop-based crimes.

i have ALLEGEDLY rolled in poop. i have ALLEGEDLY eaten some poop. i have ALLEGEDLY barfed up poop in the back seat of a moving vehicle. i ALLEGEDLY required three baths over the first two days of this week from the kind people at daycare.

my response:

I AM A DOG.

what do you expect, humans? you think you can get away with treating me like a person (a half person, i might add, you have been mighty stingy with the turkey lately) and not have me come back and remind you that I AM A DOG?!?!?!?

if you wanted something that would not eat poop, you should have gotten a different animal. like a human child. but i am a puppy. and if the raw-food dogs in the pack poop, i’m getting that fresh (minus the digestion) chicken in my mouth. and then on your backseat.

also it’s going to give me diarrhea just a forewarning.

Fargo is a dog. She is our dog.
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