Fargo Friday: The Dog Fell Down a Hole

This is Fargo.

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Fargo has something to say.

mmmmmheeeeeeLLLLOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*jump*

*jump*

*boop*

*jump*

*sit*

*tail wag furiously*

*place paw in your hand and look deeply into your eyes*

i have, as always, had an exciting week.

FELL DOWN A HOLE

sorry that was the highlight

now. you may be saying to yourself. “Fargo, how did you fall down a hole?” i wish i knew the answer. i was playing with my best friend, a dog whose name i do not know but smells like x42c3plha (that is dog code i am sorry you are not equipped to decipher it as you are not a dog) whom i had just met, and suddenly, vwhoompidaisy, there i was, dangling from my leash in a hole of at the time indeterminate depth.

it turns out you sick freaks have things called retention ponds which are big grassy areas in neighborhoods solely built to tempt dogs to play in them, and in those ponds, you have holes?? to drain the water??? why would you drain the water if the water is drained you cannot play in the mud (humans are so stupid this is how i ended up 1 not muddy and 2 in a hole). anyhoo, guess this was one of those, and in the process of the play i tripped into the hole?

thankfully, the female had me on the leash. otherwise i was going to have to delay my play even longer than the eight seconds i spent hanging over my doom (it was about a seven foot drop i would have been briefly stuck but fine). as it was, the hole incident ended the play, which was poopycockins (that is a dog cuss word, welcome to more secrets of the dogs, that word is used when a dog smells like 583prelm7c7c, aka loser shampoo). i was lifted from my zero-gravity (lot of gravity, it was pullin on my armpits) zen hang and when i returned to my play, the female said, “Alright, Fargo. We’re going home.” and we went home. which was sad. but then the male was at home! which was happy.

the moral of the story is to keep your eye out for large holes in the ground when playing. if you do not, you may fall into them, and if you fall into them, you will not be allowed to play anymore that walk. it will be poopycockins.