Welcome to another Friday, upon which our puppy, Fargo, is allowed to write a column. Here she goes:
hello.
it is me.
the dog.
and i, like all dogs, am here to teach you something.
that something, for me, is how to wag your whole butt.
many of you, when you wag your butt, only wag your butt, and do not wag your whole butt. that is ok. wagging your whole butt is something that should be reserved for special occasions. which is why i only do it, on average, approximately four times a day.
for those curious, here is what wagging your whole butt looks like:
and this is how you do it:
step 1
see a person
step 2
get all sorts of excited
step 3
let the body do what comes naturally
that’s pretty much it. of course, if you realize that this is a person you know, that may escalate the waggle, which could theoretically lead to you falling down (this only happens approximately one time a day but lordy lordy is it fun). but even if it is a stranger, they are waggle-worthy. waggle away, friends. waggle away.
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