This is Fargo.
Fargo has something to say.
hheeeeeEEELLLOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
*jumping, wagging, spinning, bucking, jumping, wagging, spinning, one lap around the house, jumping, bounding, wagging, spinning, shaking what the good lord gave her*
i am *on the road.*
you may ask yourself, how did Fargo get on the road? well, i asked myself the same thing. no answers. one moment, the suitcases were out and i was very scared that my people were leaving. the next moment, i was in a car and i was very scared because cars are a little bit scary and i had been in it a long time.
the biggest thing i have learned this week is that there are a lot of spiky things in the desert. some of them are small and stick in your paws. some of them are large and also stick in your paws. none of them are friendly, and when you try to be friendly to them yourself, you have to say, “RFFF!”, which is dog for “youchers!”
the second biggest thing i have learned this week is that if you kiss hotel staff when checking in, you do not have to pay. i know this because i gave the receptionist in the first thorny town a kiss and then i paid nothing for my stay (which was delightful—plenty of action in the hallway to bark at from under the door).
the third biggest thing i have learned this week is that i love babies. perhaps the male will show you a picture sometime, but i have been a very good dog cousin. even if i have thus far been foiled from helping take away their poops (you cannot hide the garbage bag from me forever, humans). my trick? tenacity. if you do not stop trying to lick the infant, you will eventually be allowed to lick the infant. and the infant will giggle, because she is a silly girl, and you are a silly girl, and silly girls like to giggle.
ok, i am getting tired now. i have taken one nap in the last three days and i barfed a lot last night because the male let me eat way more plastic bone than usual in an attempt at distraction from pie. i sure showed him.
